shitfish

Used to describe the fact that the only fish left in the sea are the shit ones.

KD: Why can't I get a boyfriend?
Josh: It's probably because you're a shitfish.

by katie fur furs August 15, 2008

shitfishing

Shitfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some anal intercourse. This can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. To be a shitfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. Certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good shitfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.

Mark: "hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"

by have a guess ;) July 22, 2009

Slutfish

a girl wich is as slut as selfish.slut+selfish=SLUTFISH!!!

Pamela is so slutfish...i cant stand her

by Summer_1316 June 19, 2006

Shatfish

A shatfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false security, particularly to pursue deceptive online falsehoods.

Darren has 10 facebook accounts so he can try to make himself look popular.. he's such a shatfish.

by Totes Wild March 28, 2016

Splatfishing

When you put time into a female and get used to her face the way it is, then she takes her make up off and you feel like you even know her anymore.

The term is "Splatfishing" and used in reference to a female. "Yo dawg, you remember (insert any name). You know how we was talking for like six months and i took her out like 16 times, right? Well i finally got her to my house and was about to smash and she asked me where my hand towels were, so i go into the bathroom to show her and half her face is in sink and she looked up at me looking like the creature that grabs ppl feet at night." "Damn dawg, you got splatfished.."

by Mickmaster420 May 6, 2018

Shitfish

Smells like fish and shit usually from not bathing or not wiping your ass after you use the bathroom

OMG she didn't wipe her ass she's such as shitfish

by Crane_man September 6, 2016

Shitfish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.

Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a Boogara or a Bhaniac?"

Person 2: "I'm on the line, It's hard to choose"

Person 1: "You is a Shitfish then, bitch."

by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 15, 2021