Shlarp

A word used for the highly used element in the Shlarp-verse, that is used to power and make various tool, weapons, and other resources. shlarp is originally found in the great shlarp vaults after they were opened and mass mined, produced, and weaponized. One way to explain what it is, is human feces but produced by an unknown organism that clearly has some out worldly power that allowed humans to take its power.

"I have to work in the shlarp mines today under the rule of blamp to feed my family"

by MW3Cupid1 October 5, 2020

shlamp

synonym for 'bitch'. thats it.

dude, stay away from her, she is a shlamp...also, as a verb: careful man, the boss is shlmapin' today. adjective: she a shlampy ho.

by mythodius November 8, 2004

shlarp

Merely a description of a whorish women. Less offensive than using the word slut. Can also be used as an insult.

Bro, you should get Triff to give you oral sex. She's a massive shlarp

by Nic Battersby May 30, 2006

Shlarp

Shlarp is a word that is commonly used by many men after they have cummed or jizzed all over their partner after have sex.

babe, im so sorry i didnt mean to shlarp all over you and your sister after we had sex. i just couldnt help myself! maybe you should go get a love handle.

by LoveHandlesInc. August 17, 2009

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004

shlurmp

when you eat a guys poopy asshole and you spread the shit all over his crack

Guy1: Yo i heard Mike likes to shlurmp todd
Guy2: What a faggot

by butternoot1 October 21, 2017

shlarping

A subtle combination of lingering, lurking, and cruising, usually done in one action and without self-awareness.

That man was shlarping sooooo hard down the street.

by Duderson McGee November 9, 2014