motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

shitness

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

Shitness

A Cleveland Cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of Lebron James. Formerly referred to as 'Witness'.

We were all shitnesses to Lebron James' betrayal.

by jbisdaman July 10, 2010

shitness

when something is really really cool

Oh shitness!

by joannabarry October 25, 2008

shiznass

1)The fucking ultimate in goodness
2)Kinda like shiznit, but cooler
3)For all the rest of you retards, it means shit

hip hop gangsta:yo,dat bitch is da shiznass
blacker cracker:(slaps hip hop gangsta upside head)shut da fuck up white boy fo' I kick the shiznass outta you
dude:i'll kick the shiznass outta both you guys if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Ninjalo March 29, 2004

Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011