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Shittoon

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power
Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper
by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019
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shootypoopies

"Shootypoopies, I left my phone on the bus!!!!!"
by teaposer January 5, 2021
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Shittybrook

When you wake up after a one night stand and you find out your gay partner shat all over your bed
"Man, remember that dude from last night? So I woke up last night after my bed smells like a toilet. That guy has just Shittybrooked me."
by Peacock8 September 22, 2019
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shittypasta

a shittypasta is a wanna-be creepypasta written by a 10 year old about something that's supposed to be creepy for others. usually they only rely on body horror and a shit ton of other clichés while piggybacking on something famous.
sonic.exe is a complete shittypasta.
by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022
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shittyjoshcunt

A person who lies , is cheap and has no integrity.
Fuck you shittyjoshcunt and your New Fucking Jersey office!
by JGARSVA March 7, 2019
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shitty poo

When you poo and it takes forever to clean it up or there is lots of shit in your poo.
I had taco bell last night and I had an extreme shitty poo.
by elledit August 12, 2011
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Shitpoop

Verb. Something so unfair, ridiculous or disgusting it cannot be described with just the word "shit" or just the word "poop". Invented and popularized by Penny Arcade creators Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik.
They're out of chips!? Already!? This is shitpoop!

That Urban Dictionary example was a double pile of shitpoop!
by Entropy Cow October 28, 2009
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