shit-up

when a huge dump comes flying out your dunghole so fast that you are lifted off of the toilet seat

Guy: Oh shit here it comes!

'turd shoots out like a bottle rocket'
'guy's head gets stuck in ceiling'

Guy: Damn i hate doing those shit-ups.

by swamp thing November 16, 2005

Shit up

When a person talks too much shit and creates drama

Omg hunter shit up

Nikki you need to shit up

Chelsey if you don’t shit up

by Cautiondelicate May 17, 2019

Shitted up

to be covered in copious amounts of shit.

Sal - aw yeah, so I come 'ome and Billy 'n Ben have left the toilet seat all fackin shitted up. I mean seeeeeriously...

by Truth & co March 13, 2014

shit-up

Working out vigorously with full bowels, then trying too hard to get that 'last' sit-up. At least your whole anus didn't pop out, like has happened to some unfortunate weight lifters.

Weight lifter: *pant* *pant* uuHHUNNGHHT! *sploosh*
Random hot girl walking by: Aww gross... did you just shit-up?

by beep beep bitch! March 6, 2007

shit up

When auto-correct changes your message from shut up to shit up.

Text convo:
Robb - "What's up asshole?"
John - "Shit up!"

by johndeezo April 20, 2018

shit up

to get high

"yo dude lets get shitted up 2night"

"bro I'm gonna shit up u wanna join?"

by bananapricot August 9, 2015

shitted up

to get pissed around, to be in a state after just breaking up with your bird/lad, to be annoyed.

Gaz - You seen Baz lately?
Chaz - Nope, he's been pretty shitted up after Lozza dumped him for Daz.
Gaz - Fuck.

by Cat(: February 8, 2008