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Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop
Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.
by TD12 April 3, 2012
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Shitternet

That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet
by MaxLikesKids123 October 25, 2020
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Shitternet

Shitty internet service such as dial-up or DSL which makes loading websites difficult and streaming impossible.
Because I have shitternet I can’t watch Netflix or Hulu.

Shitternet is slower than usual today so I can’t send you that photo.
by Prtlndblnd and KyGdon January 15, 2022
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shitterettes

A scent:

Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.
Damn Justine, were you in here last? The loo smells like shitterettes. The wallpaper has even peeled!
by antie nae September 28, 2011
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shittertits

Dead beat smell like shit nipples on a man that raped a hellpless woman.

Tits on a man possessed by satanic slavery.

Nipplrd on a dead beat bastardo as he will try to cover them in a cotton shirt, but still smells like shit. He is obsessed with women's nipples because he none since they are just shit. Will try to make them women's nipples imitate his which dead beated shitted tits.

Horrible unhealthy tits on a male.
Chris caressed his shittertits and told me to suck on them.

I told Chris I wasn't going to suck on his shittertits and he told me to go to hell and then raped me.
by cammybuns June 19, 2010
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shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied
brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting
by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009
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Shittertits

Exclaimed out of frustration
"Well, Shittertits! I forgot my keys!"
by lovingholyhell February 11, 2019
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