Shittered

State of complete and total inebriation, tyically due to alcohol, but may be drug-related.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Going to the clubs to get shittered."

by Heav_87 May 31, 2006

shiteree

All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.

She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.

by Alimjake February 11, 2014

shittered

Getting crazy drunk and not remembering anything!

Omg, sorry if I called you last night I was shittered

by amh4424 December 17, 2008

Shittered

Drunk; very drunk; the point of being so drunk you find yourself on the toilet "shitter" not knowing how or why you are there

Dude, I was so shittered last night

by Aidancook May 24, 2017

Shitternet

Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)

will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf

will:shitternet;horrible wifi

by loserssss June 12, 2018

shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

by Bozzltov January 18, 2009

shitterstein

naming a person in shit or an exclamation.

He is such a shitterstein! or

Oh Shitterstein!

by peaceoflondon June 2, 2009