shitabetes

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".

"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."

by Imbrotep October 15, 2014

shitsale cowboy

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.

I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.

by bigdealer May 21, 2009

shittle brick

one step beyond shit. but as for physical entity it is liquid shit in a brick like force field that the liquid shit can only come out if you go through the force field.

example one: man this day was a load of shittle bricks.
example two: you did not just shittle brick on my car!
expamle three: this is shittle bricks.
and so on.

by Sake_Hermit January 13, 2010

shitstabber

Fag, homosexual, pole sitter, butt pirate.

I was taking a piss in the urinal at the game and I look over and see some shitstabber staring at my crank.

by Larry Tiita May 11, 2009

Shiteable

Appropriate place to take a sh*t.

Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.

by Steve Bell May 5, 2007

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016