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Shitstorm

A shitstorm refers not to one bad thing happening, but to many bad things happening in a short period of time. Usually describes many unlucky, sad or just awful events pertinent to the person speaking.
Q: How was work today?

A: Sucked! It was one SHITSTORM after another!
by SPLIT_FTW July 30, 2008
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Nuclear shitstorm

When shit flys all over the walls and you then scream fuck me sideways and slap your thigh
Holy fuck did Sean philips just cream his pants oh fuck it's everywhere it's a nuclear shitstorm
by da_man1154 April 26, 2017
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Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
by EDKirk January 20, 2011
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Sandusky Shitstorm

When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.
I was recruited by a top national ranked team but gently declined due to the Sandusky Shitstorm.
by Jb23sr July 2, 2016
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shitstorm trooper

A boss/assosiate that just won't stop at causing too much stress for his workers/associates. This is basically a tyrant.
That shitstorm trooper needs a reality check or I am gonna clock him. I might just make a smashed watermelon outa his face.
by Deboe July 1, 2006
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Shitstonia

Shitstonia refers to Estonia, which is overrun by Russians, where native Estonians can't get jobs, have to be fluent in Russian to even qualify for most jobs.
Man, I hate working in Shitstonia, I have to deal with pig disgusting Russians every day.
by KillerMike July 4, 2014
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Shitstorm

A monumentally disastrous outcome or event that nobody wants over their head. Usually caused by an overwhelming amount of smaller negative events(called crap) occurring at the same time hence the term "SHITstorm".
Man: So help me God if you fuck with me one more time, I swear I will unleash such a shitstorm over your pathetic excuse of a soul that people will ship your ass to the Sun just to prevent your stench from reaching them.
by RICKIEdickie May 19, 2009
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