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shitstick 

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.
Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.
shitstick by King Jay July 4, 2008

shitstick 

"Bob doesnt want to party, he's being a real shitstick today!"
shitstick by average Joe December 24, 2002

ShitStick 

When one epithet simply will not do, and you don't have time for two. A convenient combination of Shit Head, and Dip Stick, ShitStick is crude enough for all occasions in which either of the other two would have sufficed.
Screaming at your ex for not paying his share of the last electric bill, thereby causing shut off. Yelled back as you leave for the last time: "You ShitStick!" and you're out.
ShitStick by Often Warranted July 1, 2009

Shitstick 

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.
Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!
Shitstick by Nimrod March 26, 2003

shitstick 

The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.
shitstick by greenmacaw April 22, 2010

Shitstick 

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.
Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".