shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

by Lfrey April 25, 2006

Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 13, 2003

Shitsticking

An expletive euphemism used to describe anal sex.

"I was shitsticking her when her mum walked in"

"I heard they were shitsticking all night"

"My ass felt like it was being shitsticked when i sat on that rock"

by YRUStillHere!! February 19, 2014

Shitstick

A stick used to stir or fling shit.

A non-gendered, non-specific pronoun which is also interchangeable with any noun.

1) I don't like Bob, he's a shitstick.
2) I was drunk last night and Shitstick walked me home.

by HateMan01 & AllCaffeine March 08, 2009

Shitstick

An idiot. e.g. Cory and Trevor from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

Shitstick

A tall or thin person that is devoid of any personality.

John: "Jimmy is such a shitstick!"
Frank: "I know, why would he shove a stick up his ass?"

by Pixelasia December 12, 2018

Shitstick

Another name for a Fishstick

"I'm not eating those damn shitsticks tonight!"
or
"John nicknamed his cat Shitstick because he was making fishsticks one day and the cat was begging for one, so he said "here you go Shitstick, enjoy!"
or
"Dammit, there's nothing to eat, what are we eating tonight? - Shitsticks !" *finger points to cat litter box*

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by JPelton September 27, 2010