Shit me up

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

by ArchATE June 23, 2019

shit me off

When something makes you angry.

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.

by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge April 29, 2012

shit me

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

by oracle March 12, 2004

you shit me

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

by Hyper-z July 5, 2005

Shit me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying

you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.

by Anonymous November 17, 2002