shitpunch

The clentching of a fist, and thrusting it forwards into an opponents middle-to-left stomach area. The result is that the opponent will instantly drop all bowel contents.

"I'm Bruce Lee mother fucker. Hi..-ya....shitpunch"

by kimwah August 21, 2003

Shitpostundertale

"Shitpostundertale" A relatively popular Tumblr blog based around the fine art of shit posting. This fine blog has a long history. After reaching many a Facebook milestone they ended up on Tumblr. Now they have a Five Digit follower count.

Shitpostundertale has many Original memes. An example of one lies below...

ANON asked Shitpostundertale: Can you like, fuck out of the mother fanbase please? Your posts are obnoxious and we really don't appreciate the undertale spam, we thought we were rid of it already.

by Fgell Asnleep December 4, 2016

Shitpunk

(1) Teenagers or groups (such as bands) that think they are so individual because of the "rebellious" brand labels that they buy into to try and be different.

(2) People who won't stop talking about all of the hardcore, edgy stuff that they've never actually done. Not to be confused with, but comparable to posers, who actually think they HAVE done something to fit their chosen label.

That's such a shitpunk band, they don't know the first thing about metal.

Listen to that shitpunk mouthing off...

by TastyRiff April 27, 2009

shitpod

Unit of measure. Less than shitton but more than an assload.

There is a shitpod of people in the gym = they gym is 70 to 90% full.

by sexy the dog October 9, 2005

Rasta Shithound

Jamaican wolf hound known for its love of cat shit and nine lives. Short in stature, rasta shithounds ususally only grow to be fifteen inches tall. Depending on variety of nu-nu foods, (see TELETUBBIES) shithounds can weigh in range from small to wide as all outside. They are also known widely for their love of cheesy poufs. Most are blonde in color and have long hair which, once properly grown, easily turns itself into dreadlocks. Found in most developed countrys, rasta shit hounds were reported to have first been bread in Tenneesee.

Once i was grown and out of the house, i was able to get the pet i wanted most: a Rasta Shithound!

by mollymaddog September 20, 2012

shitpon

A tampon that is made of shit.

Sam, can i borrow a shitpon?

by Sammy boyy! ans BT. May 2, 2011

Shatpound

when somebody craps on the floor of an industrial building

Oh no connor took another shatpound on the floor

by Misth10s February 17, 2022