Shitoris

The small but funky pleasure gland in a gentleman’s shit cavern

“Last night was so good,she even used her fingers to stimulate my shitoris”

by joey boy 1989 May 21, 2019

shitoris

an alternative to clitoris

your such a shitoris

by Izzi August 25, 2003

Clitoris Shitoris

Part exclamation, part pick-up line, it is used to convince another of the benefits of sleeping with the speaker, or simply to give another a strong urge to sleep with the speaker. The appropriate response is always some variant of, "I want to sleep with you."

Rick: Clitoris Shitoris.
Mayur: Oh, I want to sleep with you.

by Jameson Hall April 8, 2007

shitsistent

Doing something consistently but in a really shitty fashion.

Yesterday I was playing a round of golf and hitting the ball really shitsistently.

by Harold Shitflinger March 2, 2023

phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.

by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013