shitlam

A violent, supremacist, fascist, intolerant, kafirophobic, terrorist death cult.

He is follower of Shitlam, that's because he's so much of a raghead.

by Burke2 April 22, 2016

Shitlady

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.

She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.

by ratbum September 10, 2016

Worthless Shitbag

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).

Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)

by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018

Shitbag full of Fuckdust

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.

Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface

by warden September 22, 2009

shitbag

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort

What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

shithag

An old or middle aged woman who is constantly talking or yelling shit

That shithag is constantly yelling incomprehensible bullshit all the time

by RedPortiaOne April 11, 2017

Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.

Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011