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ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010
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shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.
Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.
by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012
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shitpiss

the combination of two swear words to show double the frustration.
"that hurt fucking shitpiss"
by peter file March 2, 2005
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Shitistist

To be in a state of "I doesn't care"
I am feeling so shitistist right now
by Saiiiikkk November 14, 2019
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Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker

The word used to describe that Blink 182 song on the Mark Tom and Travis Show.
"Oh shit man, whats that cool song on the Blink 182 album?"
"What the Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker one?"
"Yeah dude, my Dad kicked my arse for listening to that.."
by Will Johnsen March 16, 2008
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shitpiss

shitpiss is a runny turd that usually catches you off guard with its speed, also see pissshit.
i just had a shitpiss all over the wall.
by Alex the ham February 25, 2008
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shitpissing

An individual, group or entity participating in an establishment, concept or field and impacting it negatively, to a point which the original establishment, concept or field either experience a setback in progress, no longer fulfill the original intent or becomes unrecognisable. Impact could be through direct or indirect action(s). Impact could be the result of intentional or unintentional infliction.
"Gender study students are shitpissing in the university's pool of logical, talented and successful alumni."

"Hip-hop acts in the rock hall of fame is shitpissing on rock music!"

"I’ll say it. $EOS is shitpissing in the crypto currency pool. They are setting the space back by years."
by Johnny Crypto June 23, 2018
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