shitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The noise made when someones drives round a corner too fast

(loud tyre screech) aaah shitfuckshitfuckshitfuck!

by Will_Smith November 15, 2004

Shitgun

Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.

"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."

by Chase Cheffe May 26, 2009

Shitfinger

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.

This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.

by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.

Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"

by Poisonivy September 4, 2005

shitfuckbitchhellnigga

a word you use when you are so mad you just dont know what to say so you jumble a whole bunch of swearwords together.

*friend* she makes me so fucking mad
*me* just say what you feel on the inside, let it all out
*friend* shitfuckbitchhellnigga

by Siara Michelle October 7, 2011

Shitfuckery

Majorly screwed up dealings to the point of absolute chaotic disaster due to incompetence and ignorance of other people.

Jeez what a day, non stop shitfuckery.

by Diamondspls July 13, 2020

Shitcunt

The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."

George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!

Ali: Yes, George.

George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021