Shagflation

When you increase the rating of the girl or guy you slept with purely on the basic because they shagged you.

Dave said he nailed an 8/10 but Id say she was more a 6/10. Must of been the shagflation kicking in

by kickout1201 October 24, 2010

shituation

a shitty situation

this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty

therefore, "shituation"

by PieCrustEater August 21, 2020

shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom

1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."

by RAGMAN August 28, 2008

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007

shitsational

When something is so shitty, it becomes sensational.

The misting feature that my cracked windshield offers when driving in the rain is shitsational.

by Sargentap August 19, 2009

shitigation

The act of reducing, the severity of the shittiness of a situation.

Being a project manager requires a large amount of shitigation, to prevent the rest of the team from having to deal with crappy projects.

by Charles M. Nagasaki August 10, 2016

shituation

When a situation is absolutely shitty.

-Did you see what happened to Jen? Her boyfriend was caught using her underwears
- What a shituation!

by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021