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Shitfacedbooking

The act of using Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."
by stacks121 December 10, 2008
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Shitpile Paralysis

1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.

2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.
by Kacinitis July 20, 2012
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shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.
<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.
by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005
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big shitpile

The part of a bank's or other lending institution's portfolio that is tied up in risky mortgages. Since many of these institutions are heavily into these loans, they become the 'big shitpile'.
The Big Shitpile Investment Banks are doing their damnedest to hide the full scale of their losses, by writing down only a little at a time.
by Cowmix December 12, 2007
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shatfield

South-Hatfield

Shithole of a place in Hertfordshire. Has the University of Hertfordshire attached to it, the biggest campus university in the UK. All students there hate Hatfield, and the residents of Hatfield feel the same back.
God, get me out of Shatfield.
by meltie October 8, 2003
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shitfaced

Being so unbeliveably drunk that you may black out or pass out and you may begin making very bad deicisons. In other words, a fucking good time
OH MY GOD, i got so shitfaced at that party i passed out in a red wagon!!!!
by Johnny211 October 24, 2006
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Shitfacedbooking

Facebooking while drunk. Kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.
"I did some shitfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends."
by TCPDX September 2, 2009
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