Shitfinger

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.

John Crick: Shitfinger!
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by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

by cornholouos February 17, 2010

Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

Shitfaceing

Drunk facebooking

I got drunk and started shitfaceing my friends on Facebook.

by Wreknball November 11, 2016

shitcaking

to act like an complete idoit, to act like a complete loser, can also be said as a verbto shitcake

Neela stop shitcaking.
John is being such a shitcake.

by soccerhoney January 29, 2008

Shitfinger

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."

Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.

by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018