shiterious

another name for serious but cooler

"Oh my god dude i think i just won the lottery!"
"Are you shiterious?"

by guywhomadethiswordiscool May 12, 2009

Shiternity

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

ShiteRider

The re-incarnation of david hassellhoff on the television show "night rider" only he is now a big old lump of shite that drives a black talking car.

"dude, I totally shat my pants while watching shiterider."

"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

by ncsu628 October 30, 2008

Shiterditers

(SHIT-ER-DIT-ER) another word for a person who has diarrhea from a fast food restraunt in the U.S.A such as Taco Bell,BurgerKing, ect.

a person has just eatin a large bean burrito from taco bell a few min later the person will yell "oh snap i have the shiterditers, let me get to the bathroom to let this big ol' shiterditer out!!"

by Summer Nichols December 3, 2006

shiterized

when you shit your pants

adam got fucked in the ass by a horse and then shiterized himself

by will young shiterized himself then gave his dad a dirty sanchez June 27, 2006