shitraction

Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.

My shitractions were too close together and my shit baby was premature.

by Peta J April 2, 2015

Tomura Shigeraki

Weird man with a hand obsession

I feel like I really want
to completely crush this society -tomura shigeraki

by db2365 April 2, 2019

Shitetanium

Usualy the substance transformation of plastic toys from china or firniture from MFI.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.

Joe: Awwww crap i just broke my mobile....

Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....

by Playfulgorilla March 6, 2009

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

by WarChef March 8, 2010

shitewait

When you're sitting on the toilet waiting for that last piece of shite to drop off the hairs of your arse

Sue: come out jim you have been in there for an hour

Jim: SHITEWAIT!!! Sue you dirty greasy whore

by cocolover March 30, 2015