shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.

"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"

by Mike G June 18, 2004

shitdick

When you are a dick of shit

Mark(fag)Gustidus

by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003

shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter

"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick

by hellothar69er February 27, 2009

shitdick

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.

Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.

by berishnicoff December 28, 2005

shitdick

When the porta potty is full to the brim and you sit down to take a shit, you get shitdick.

I once used a porta potty at a festival and got shitdick.

by SL_VP February 11, 2020

shitdick

filling up the toilet until your wang is sitting on the shit you shat.

taking a shit so high it reachs your dick

by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003

shitdick

1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.

2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.

1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."

2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.

by sd_rick March 3, 2011