Shitcident

And accident or incident involving shit.

I'm running late because my mother had an epic shitcident.

by The Notorious Lizzy July 31, 2024

Scatcident

When you have to poop so bad but have nowhere to go so you poop in your pants.

Also: when you try to fart and you poop; also known as a shart

(Scat = poop) + accident = scatcident

Peter had to poop so bad, but was stuck in traffic and had nowhere to go so he had a scatcident.

Charlotte was in school and couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough and had a scatcident in the hallway.

by Bella James March 29, 2010

Stintcident

A Stintcident is a accidental stint on a bender involving strippers, a large amount of cash and unhealthy amount of Nosebeers

Person 1: dude where have you been for the last week? You’re on the police missing persons list
Person 2: Mate i’ve had myself a stintcident

by Stintcident November 21, 2020

Shopcident

The act of accidentally shopping.

I had a few things in my Amazon basket and did not delete those things I really did not want to buy and accidentally purchased them. This was an unforeseen shopcident.

by GruntZog July 3, 2020

Shaccident

Noun. When one mistakenly shacks (shares a bed/spends the night romantically, the act of sex isn't a shack requirement) with someone for an evening, whether it was a drunken mistake or turns ugly later. The term can be used to refer to the incident itself or the person shacked with.

I had a shaccident. I shacked with that guy, and now he's clingy like a parasite. OR That was a total shaccident. I didn't realize how ugly she was until this morning. OR He's a shaccident. I meant to shack with his friend instead. OR She's a shaccident. She was a terrible kisser.

by Nerdpimp March 21, 2009

shitzadent

1.)(noise) When your pooping and the noise that comes out sounds like tires squealing in a car accident. 2.) (action) you have to poop so bad you almost or don’t make it to the bathroom. Something that could make you prairedog

I almost had a shitzadent. Or I had a shitzadent.

by Atoddler July 1, 2020

Shincedent

An unfortunate, ghastly incedent involving shit of some kind. Could be merely crapping one's pants. Up to and including unfavorable shit conditions of any kind.

"Holy crap, I just had the worst shincedent this morning! I had to EMERGENCY shit in a gas station bathroom so hard that it back-splashed up onto my shirt and I didn't notice. I actually proceded on to work and wondered what vile smell was following me around before my hot coworker informed me I was shit-stained!!!"

by J.R.P. September 18, 2006