shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Shitcan

A common name for a workplace

Person 1: how was the shitcan today?

Person 2: fucking crap. Only had. 3 hour shift which I didn’t deserve.
Person 1: that blows! Big time!

by Jazhands February 25, 2021

shitcanned

trashed, thrown out, exposed as junk.

(X gave Y a) shitcanning.
(X got) shitcanned.

by zaak February 16, 2004

shitcanned

1. To become extremely intoxicated on alcohol.

2. TO scrap a project, plan or action.

1. We couldn't drive home from the bar because we had all gotton too shitcanned.

2. I say we shitcan this operation.

by TulsaDawg April 13, 2003

shitcanned

verb; adverb; noun; to be placed in an area of unwanted remembrance, to put or attempt to put (as humanly possible) any person place or thing with all the other shit that has been cluttering up your life and apparently serves no useful purpose.

My employer jus shitcanned me...fugem !

I just shitcanned javascript, it's useless.

My old lady just slept with her ex , she's shitcanned in my life.

There's a live volcano erupting on Maui, I guess our vacation's shitcanned.

by terryzz February 25, 2009

shitcanned

To get paralytic on illicit substances or exceedingly drunk

"Oi TD, where's those pingers ? Let's get SHITCANNED !!!"

by Da Chicken Man June 28, 2007

shitcanned

someone who gets so wasted that they shit in a trashcan, instead of the toilet.

After a long night of drinking, Tommy found himself shitcanned, but played it off, like he was just taking the trash out at 3:30am.

by heywood_jablowme June 19, 2010