shitbag

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort

What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

shitburb

A 'shitburb' describes a municipality that is technically a suburb but is as bad or worse than the inner cities suburbanites try to flee. (nonetheless, the burbs are home to a species of human known as the wigger)

'Shitburbs' are often in the inner ring of suburbs but may lie outside of it as well. The streets are often lined with trailer parks, Section 8 housing, and vacant shopping centers. The few tenants in the shopping centers are quite familiar to ghetto residents, and include such places as pawn shops, payday loan stores, plasma donation centers, dollar stores, nail salons, social service agencies and the like.

Shitburbs are not always populated by minorities, they are often home to white trash as well. Don't be shocked to see $30,000 trucks with duallys parked in front of rusty trailers.

Though there are jobs in shitburbs, they are usually of the heavy industrial type and the workers leave-quickly-as soon as they punch out.

Most major metro areas have one or more shitburbs, and some examples include Harvey, Illinois (Chicago); East St Louis, Illinois (St Louis); and Cudahy, Wisconsin (Milwaukee)

Joe left his declining neighborhood and moved to a shitburb. That guy just has no luck

by cmb53233 July 1, 2006

shitbum

lowlife, pond scum, dead-beat. Usually a unkempt male possessing many undesirable traits.

Don't trust him, that shitbum sold his father's funeral urn to buy a carton of cigarettes!

by Ted Casey January 27, 2005

shitbum

a person who lacks the very basic skills of hygiene and posesses a propensity towards laziness and sloth. They tend to have an untidy appearance and have trouble maintaining gainful employment.

Myra had no other option than to divorce Chuck, because he was such a shitbum.

by dennis November 19, 2002

Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.

Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011

shitbutt

shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.

the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.

who let shitbutt in the house!

gross, get that shitbutt away from me.

dude, is shitbutt your cat?

by hoboman September 12, 2003

shitbag

A person with no moral or ethical compass at all. Would fuck your girlfriend so he could ask her for a dollar.

I thought you were an asshole, but since I found out you're a bankster I'm upgrading you to shitbag.

by lerd murgeson September 9, 2014