shitlip

1. a bizzarre sexual practice involving smearing shit on your partner's top lip after anal sex, see dirty sanchez
2. same as above, but done as a practical joke, usually whilst someone is sleeping/passed out etc. turd applied may or may not be human. the person wakes up to a most fragrant aroma.

slimy perv: fancy a shitlip tonight?
your daughter: okay!!!

Matt: haha look we just totally shitlipped joey with that dog crap we found outside!
joey: what..uh..how long was i out for? and uh, whats that smell?

by me old fruity September 5, 2005

Shitlips

An insult which is used for its more impactful and unique tone.
Usually used when no one can think of a fitting insult for someone.

"Hehehe fortnite is cool"
"Shut the fuck up shitlips

by OwMyBodyHurt May 9, 2019

shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

Shitclamp

Shitclamp "Sh-it-Clah-Mp".

1.) One Who clamps shit.
2.) A Person whom you dislike
3.) An arrogant Redneck
4.) A Random insult

"Listen shitclamp, I don't care what you did with your sister in the walmart bathroom last night, fuck off".

by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008

shitblistering

A BDSM practice involving the injecting of small amounts of other people's faeces under the skin. These then blister.

by meater October 6, 2003

Shitlips

Name for a foul-mouthed person

'Shitlips' over there uses such bad language!

by Tom C January 10, 2006

shitclump

A tiny clump of shit: Used as a derogatory term or insult.

"He's such a fucking shitclump."

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003