Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

Shitberg

An Iceberg formed entirely of feces. Typically associated with things much worse than the tip of an Iceberg.

Today was just the tip of the shitberg that this week has been.

by Sceep May 23, 2019

Shitvertising

Shit-vertising
/ˈşįťvətʌɪzɪŋ/
noun
the activity or profession of producing horrendus advertisements by incompotent idiots for trashy corporations.

Agencies are too expensive, we can pay a freelancer..or do it in-house.
Thus...shitvertising

by Ahmids December 20, 2021

ShitBerry

Another name for a BlackBerry Smartphone, commonly used when it is malfunctioning.

This ShitBerry is absolutely doing my head in.

by Noggal March 11, 2011

Shibert

some random word that could be inserted into just about any sentence to make the sentence better

you are a shibert
stop shiberting

come shibert me
"your mom died" "oh shibert"
you are so shibertly stupid

by pixzy March 3, 2021

Shittertainment

Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.

"Dude I left my phone at home so now I don't have any shittertainment"

by @joebagsgarbagepretzel February 23, 2014

Shitberg

When one takes such an enormous shit that about 10% of it piles up over the water.

"Oh my god, Jeff just dropped a shitberg and now the toilet's plugged up."

"I have to go even more, but that shitberg's getting kinda close."

by pingueculae January 4, 2013