The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.
by uzi4u June 12, 2007
by BIGLODASHT August 30, 2003
When you fuck your bitch and going down the stairs and start shitting in her mouth your penis touches her liver
by Papa Helf January 04, 2021
To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.
A general expression of utter terribleness.
A general expression of utter terribleness.
by Miketar January 16, 2008
1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
I remember when she was the prom queen. After 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered shit
by robvic62b December 21, 2005
Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.
Those raghead fucks launched a mortar over the wall and blew Private Smith (someone's precious baby) into hammered shit.
by Staff Sergeant Schultze December 10, 2005