Shitwrecked

To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.

I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.

by Nagloc January 24, 2009

shipwrecked

The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean

dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean

by i cant think of a name February 20, 2009

shipwrecked

Finding one's self on the toilet, finished with business and without toilet paper.

"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"

by Brett H. Again March 25, 2009

Shitwrecked

When you take a crap and realize there is no toilet paper, leaving you stuck on the toilet.

Dan realized too late staring at the bare tp roll that he was shitwrecked.

by chandacat August 29, 2016

shitwrecked

absolutely fucked up; out of your right mind.

Gahh damn, I don't remember anything, I was so shitwrecked last night.

by tweakdaddy January 29, 2017

Shipwrecked Comedy

Shipwrecked Comedy are a group of individuals who create comedic sketches and webseries.

You may know them from their series Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery Dinner Party .

Their members are: Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, Mary Kate Wiles and Sarah Grace Hart.

Shipwrecked Comedy are so hilarious.
I love how Shipwrecked Comedy uses literature and turn it into something enjoyable.
Shipwrecked comedy made Edgar Allen Poe interesting.

by raetheorygal March 6, 2021

ShipWrecked

Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere

"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"

by Eishatheasian May 3, 2014