Wizard Shit Lord

When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.

Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.

Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?

by Michael Tollhouse Cookies January 20, 2009

Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩

My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.

by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025