When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.
Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.
Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
by Michael Tollhouse Cookies January 20, 2009
Get the Wizard Shit Lord mug.Wizard Shit can mean anything from Dungeons and Dragons to Harry Potter and all of his wizard shit. The term has it's roots from word wizard, and the word shit. First developed by me when my friends new roommates started playing Dungeon and Dragons and warhamms and all that god awful garbage.
"What are all those nerds up to over there?", "Those nerds are up to some serious Wizard Shit over there"
"Quit playing that fucking Wizard Shit and go outside"
"Quit playing that fucking Wizard Shit and go outside"
by Crabs McCaffery September 27, 2009
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Get the Wizard Shit mug.(Adj)Someone who performs wizardry with shit. Shitwizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. Such as creating crap-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.
"What do you mean you can't collect guano!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"
"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."
"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"
"Its to stop the shitwizards casting fireballs!"
"When life gives you crap, make crap golems."
"Someone needs to remind these shitwizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!"
by elpresidente October 7, 2007
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by Shitwizzard101 January 8, 2017
Get the shitwizzard mug.A term for an unethical attorney prosecuting a loving parent by the practice of misinforming the court system, and wittingly alienating a parent from their children by using the courts through a betrayal of the foundation of law.
See also: corruption in family courts in America.
See also: corruption in family courts in America.
That attorney is a shitwizard and doesn't follow the law and gets away with misinforming the courts and deceiving the judge because he's a shit wizard and the judge will find out eventually he's using lies against a loving father.
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