shit ton

25 gigabytes.

S - "How big is world of warcraft?"
C - "idk, a shit ton of data"
S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!"
C - "yeah, a shit ton."

by Kashgar July 5, 2011

shit ton

An "official" SI unit.

The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.

Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.

Kayla: yeah'duh

by BH Do Work December 9, 2008

shit ton

A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.

"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"

by Kazzemi September 26, 2008

shit ton

Roughly 2000 times the normal amount of what you are describing. Usually used in exaggeration.

"Hey, I got a shit ton of beer in the car guys, can I get some help?"

by Jeff Greene December 31, 2008

shit ton

A whole shit load

Dude, theres a shit load of Vj in here. (Check def. for VJ)

by Vj Hunter October 30, 2003

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

by KarNac February 16, 2017

Shit-ton

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
-or-
A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.

by MastaFlava February 16, 2010