shit for tits

not being able to do anything, an insult to a awkward or clumsy person.

something usless
You can't do shit for tits Mike

this computer is a bunch of shit for tits
by mike mccord July 06, 2008
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shit my tits

1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.
"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"
by DeMeisterJew June 23, 2009
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Shit tits

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad
I can't see you anymore you have shit tits
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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shit tits

1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.

Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.

1 b. Something bad.

2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.

3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."

1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"

2. "Shit tits!"

3. "you don't know shit tits about that"
by Nhibby December 12, 2009
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shit my tits

a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.
"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"
by mcjew December 17, 2007
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Shit Tit

When a girl with gross titties attempts to show off side boob
"Hey Chip, look at that girls side boob."
Chip: " no dude that girl is fugly, she's sporting some real shit tit right now."
by Flint Michigan July 12, 2014
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shit-ass-tits

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.
*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits
by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017
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