surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.

I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.

by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016

shitcicle

A piece of fecal matter shaped like an icicle either on or off of a stick.

Damn Tom, did you eat a shitcicle for lunch? Cause your breath STINKS!!

by Reckless01 February 3, 2008

Shitcicle

When you stick your finger up a guy/girls butt and they shit onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.

Last night I made a shitcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious

by Skahtee1 December 7, 2009

Shitcicle

Either

A shit (animal or human) that has frozen causing it to become brittle.
or
A saying expressed during a bad situation or event.

Oh shitcicle! i just stood on a shitcicle because i could not see it under the snow.

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

shitcycle pop

When a person's breathe smells like if they were eating shit-on-a-stick flavored popcycle.

Damn your breathe smells like you been eating shitcycle pops.

by DocGates June 8, 2016

Shitcicle

When someone has shit their pants and it has froze.

The homeless man was sleeping outside in the subfreezing temperatures. When he woke up, we noticed he was walking funny. We soon realized that he had shit his pants and it had froze, he now has a shitcicle.

by Squirmybean December 3, 2016

Shitcicle

A more festive way of saying shit.

Aw shitcicle! I spilled egg nog all over myself.

by Incoporal August 29, 2017