Shit bag

As the name suggests, a 'shit bag' is simply a bag filled with shit. Alternatively, Wikipedia states that a 'shit bag' is a colostomy bag, but each to their own.

"Shit bags are air and water tight and allow the wearer to lead an active, normal lifestyle that can include all forms of sports and recreation." - Wikipedia on the shit bag.

by Criminal Activist November 10, 2007

Shit bag

A shit bag is a bag full of poop usaly used to hold dog after is doen pooping

Why do you have a shit bag in your hand

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

Shit Bag

: a phrase pertaining to a group of individuals with an inflated view of self worth. Usually found driving an expensive two-door with either a cell-phone or bluetooth earpiece to thier ear going way too slow in the fast lane. They can also be found without a cell-phone or bluetooth going about 90mph (anywhere) and honking at your grandma if she get in his way.

"hey, put the fucking phone down and push the little pedal on the right you fucking Shit Bag"!

by strongdynamics January 27, 2008

Shit Bag

A bag full of the shits, usually put on a porch and set on fire before ringing the bell and running away.

I put a shit bag on my neighabor's porch.

by HDR February 4, 2004

Shit Bagged

Def 1. When you find yourself in a bad predicament.

Def 2. When you get hit in the face by a big bag of shit.

Def 3. When your so shitfaced, you shit yourself

Sentence 1: (Nick): We have our biochem test tuesday.
(Dave): Shit bagged.

Sentence 2: That nig shit bagged me.

Sentence 3: I drank too much last night, I even shit bagged my pants.

by Shit bagged March 28, 2010

Shit bag

A bag full of shit that maranates in the sun for hours and hours waiting for someone to throw it at another stupid human being.

"Hey dude lets get the shit bag and throw it at mr simmons!" "Fuck yes man!"

by Stoner from Hell May 13, 2005

shit bagged

Unsuspectingly dipping your balls in a over filled shitty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself

phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a shit. When he sat down he realized that he had just gotten shit bagged

by nixon4s September 6, 2013