shit-cum

Fecal matter composed entirely of semen.

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.

by Mike Sater September 15, 2006

Shit cum

You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye

Yo i shit cum her mom last night

by Light skin power April 18, 2021

Piss, shit and/or cum

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021

fuck like fuck like shit like cum

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021

shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

shit load of cum

Some kind of shit coming out of a dick.

Tastes like cinnamon.

"That was a god damn massive shit load of cum in my mums mouth, dude."

by ShitLoadOfCum January 22, 2018

Shit-cum count

The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.

Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred

by n54god June 27, 2022