A complicated art, when performed correctly 'shissing' exemplifies multi-tasking and unequivocable prowess to the hilt of mankind's uppermost eschalons. Quite literally, 'to shiss' is to excrete simultaneously, which is too say 'pissing whilst shitting...shissing'.
A fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless assumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, urbandictionary.com
A fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless assumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, urbandictionary.com
Person 1: Buddy, i have an issue...i need to do a twosie and onesie...at the same time
Person 2: Don't worry, just take a shiss
Person 1: Fo' shissle
Person 2: Don't worry, just take a shiss
Person 1: Fo' shissle
by BG.1717 June 28, 2009
by Mu5Hr00m November 9, 2015
When your in a hurry(whether it be to get back to video games, dinner, or bed) and you push to hard while peeing, coincidentally shitting your pants.
I heard David in the bathroom at lunch. He was pushing so hard peeing I thought he was going to shiss!
by David smallwood February 4, 2015
by The shissmaster October 20, 2009
by yourmomscousin April 25, 2020
When you are walking your dog and he attempts to lift his leg to take a piss, then re-thinks he has to shit. Resulting in a dog shitting with his one leg up. Very comical!
by Tiptop77 November 25, 2012
by Thepansexualunicorn July 20, 2017