Shrump

A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.

We met up for dinner the other day and ate Shrumps.

by Alex Squegg December 9, 2016

shrumpa

when you pet people in inappropriate places

Baby Doy likes to shrumpa all over his mama.

by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

Shrumpy

People of a diminutive stature with a sour disposition i.e. Short AND Grumpy

That shrumpy person at table 6 just sent her food back for the 3rd time.

by BadHobbit June 15, 2013

shrumpi

a shrumpi is a small dick on a belguim man

jens his dick is shrumpi

by TheMIghtyPB June 11, 2016

Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.

You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!

by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

Shrump

(in context to an object) Something that appears to be wrinkled and small, almost microscopic.

"Kermit’s frog dick is shrump”

by TheFallofvelma'slovelife May 15, 2019

Shirmp

Shirmp is any kind of unidentified substance that is supposedly food.

guy 1: "What did you order?"

guy 2: "I ordered the chicken"

guy 1: "that doesn't look like chicken... it's obviously shirmp"

by Mehthelazy October 16, 2010