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Shirtpants

A shirtpants is someone who acts as though they can speak on concepts in alternative fashion yet they have the fashion sense of a saltine cracker.

A shirtpants could also be used as a term for someone who acts like they know everything about a certain style, or only believes stereotypes about the style, however they don’t wear or otherwise interact with the community.
lolita fashion community: haha cute style and dresses we r having the time of our lives
some shirtpants: YOU ARE TRYING TO DRESS LIKE A KID AND ATTRACT PEDOS!!!1!1!1
lolita community: shut the fuck up you shirtpants
by chromaggia December 18, 2022
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shirtpants

a shirtpants is an insult used against people who do not engage in alternative fashion yet act like they have a voice in the conversations of these communities.

The term shirtpants can also be used for:
• people who call every fashion style that doesn’t look like every white girl or boy “emo”
• people who believe damn near every stereotype about a fashion style
• people who act as though they know everything about a style besides not wearing the style or interacting with members of this community.

all in all, a shirtpants is the smartass of fashion
lolita fashion community: *having the time of their lives*
some shirtpants: omg emos lol, y’all are trying to get older guys haha
lolita community: shut the fuck up you saltine cracker built ass shirtpants
by chromaggia December 18, 2022
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shirtaphobia

A mental disorder in which individuals have a fear of normal fitting shirts
This person bought a medium shirt when they obviously need an extra large, they must have a case of shirtaphobia.
by kneelingswing October 3, 2018
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shirtposting

A form of shitposting where one posts a selfie of oneself in a fandom-related t-shirt, but is actually trying to show off their body or otherwise is acting like a thot
Did you see all the shirtposting in the Sonic The Hedgehog group? A bunch of thots if you ask me, some of them weren't even wearing pants!
by IllumantiW March 18, 2019
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Shartup

While doing a sit-up when you bring your body up, the pressure on your stomach causes you to release a fart with a very unpleasant steamy surprise.
Dakota had a PT test early that morning, while doing his sit-ups he had the sudden urge to fart but sadly ended up doing a shartup instead...needless to say he had a shitty morning.
by Josh and Jen Wildman February 7, 2012
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shirtposting

A form of shitposting where one posts a selfie of oneself in a fandom-related t-shirt, but is actually trying to show off their body. thots tend to do this.
Did you see all the shirtposting in the Sonic Adventure 2 Hell group? A bunch of thots if you ask me, some of them weren't even wearing pants!
by IllumantiW March 18, 2019
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Shirtuling

A more technical and accurate term for a turd protruding from the anus hole, as you struggle to find a bathroom in time for the turd to escape, a more in depth term for turtling.
As I was driving I was shirtuling trying to find a bathroom so I don’t shit myself, maybe that Taco Bell was a mistake
by MaMaCow July 11, 2020
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