Dirty Shirty

While wiping one's posterior region in a rush, there is a chance that the shitty paper will come in contact with the lower portion of one's shirt.

I had to be quick while shitting because Jonna wanted me to hoogaboogood her and I ended up giving myself a dirty shirty.

by AlBlank August 22, 2006

Shirty McSame

Someone who seems to wear the same outfit, to the same places, on a regular basis.

"Did you see Cheesman last night?? I think he wore that shirt again, to North Beach."

"No way - you can't be serious."

"Yep, Shirty McSame needs a trip to The Gap"

by Zip February 07, 2003

Shirty McIron

The name given to men, especially those of scottish origin, who leave a party early to go home. The implication being that the man would prefer to go home and do the ironing than hang out with his mates.

Stu! Don't go home again! Iron your shirts another day! I am changing your name to Shirty McIron.

by sniffablepurse March 22, 2007

Shirty-bae

A way of intimately addressing a friend that you may as well be in a platonic relationship with.

Declan: "How are you doing shirty-bae?"
Air: "Hi shirty, I'm good. You're looking so swagalicious in that turtle neck you Twink."

by Thefe.w November 22, 2021