Shimon

That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catastrophes.

by themashiara November 24, 2021

shimonaway

1- The gibberish a drunken man yells when he does not understand what he is saying in a Las Vegas casino on New Years Eve.

My drunk friend yelled, "SHIMONAWAY!!" as he ran around.

by Sethdawg March 5, 2008

Shimon

Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.

Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.

by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017

simronan

1.)A simulation of Ronan Harris of VNV Nation. 2.)To carry a sword to an Acess Virus. 3.)To peform naked dancing with Mark while using the "song get heavier" knob.

simronan carried his sword through a battlefield so he could dance naked with mark.

by tap dancin baby jesus May 25, 2004

Simron

a sweet, caring girl who is very small because she’s Indian, more specifically Bengali. She enjoys watching romantic films and gushing about her boyfriend. She is very understanding and will be patient with you and she’s very pretty too.

Wow, I love Simron.

by my peepee hard 666 November 22, 2018

Shimonek

Godlike alpha male creature with biggest cock, that travels trough space and time and can impregnate ur mom just by its own existence. Shimonek releases mega hot scent with orgasm triggering effect and has power of defeating Thanos and 100% Shaggy combined effortlessly. He is the smartest being in the entire universe and owns most profitable companies including ur daddy's asshole.

Worship Shimonek or he fuk u up bitch.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.

by Tagliatele con polo November 27, 2021