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A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.
by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019
Get the Shitong mug.Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.
by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020
Get the shmonga mug.Godlike alpha male creature with biggest cock, that travels trough space and time and can impregnate ur mom just by its own existence. Shimonek releases mega hot scent with orgasm triggering effect and has power of defeating Thanos and 100% Shaggy combined effortlessly. He is the smartest being in the entire universe and owns most profitable companies including ur daddy's asshole.
Worship Shimonek or he fuk u up bitch.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.
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Get the shmonguin mug.A delusional fellow that believes that there is a scandal in which people incorrectly add the word “Gate” to words in order to describe a scandal – this scandal is called Simongate
When discussing Boobgate our delusional fellow suggests that in order for it to be called Boobgate her boob should have been covered with a gate rather than a bra – there was no gate therefor should have been called boobbra…………… this makes no sense just like Simongate
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