Shambrarian

Someone who knows enough truth about how libraries really work, but not enough to go insane or be qualified as a real librarian.

A portmanteau of Sham and Librarian

Symptoms:

* Holds strong, unwavering opinions about library records, that cannot typically be stated without at least 3 different expletives.
* Drinks like a fish to try to stem the pain from their considerations of the kafka-esque procedures running the library world today.
* For some reason, a guy called Marc is the bane of their lives, especially the one that's eight years old.
* Started doing IT support for librarians is a persistent feature as well.

"Christ, your library system is a piece of shit. Fuck, what kind of fucking MARC code is that?" - "But you're a computer guy, how do you know MARC?" - "Heh, I may know computers, but I'm also a shambrarian"

by benosteen February 11, 2010

Shambhavi

Shambhavi is incredibly thoughtful - always ten steps ahead of you, especially if you're a 10-year-old playing Scrabble with her. You should never argue with her, because it's only a matter of time until you realize that she's totally right (fortunately, she is also unfailingly patient). She has a delightfully twisted sense of humor. She'll fuck with you as much as she makes you laugh (if she likes you, get ready to be called “bitch” a lot), but deep down, she's the most compassionate, conscientious, loving person that you’ll ever meet. She’s the first person you want to confide in. She intuitively knows exactly when to give advice, and when to simply listen and commiserate. She understands her loved ones better than they understand their own selves, which makes it so wonderfully easy to be open with her. She never judges, but she always calls you on your bullshit. You can rely on Shambhavi for anything. She can convince you that everything is going to be okay just by looking into your eyes. She gives the best hugs. She's brilliantly creative. She inspires you to be a better version of yourself, even though she accepts you just the way you are. Her love is the most powerful thing you’ll ever enjoy - it’s like a hug for your soul. If you’re lucky enough to receive even just a little bit of Shambhavi’s love, you’ll spend the rest of your life trying to make her feel that heart-melting sense of security, contentment, acceptance, connection, and happiness that she gives you.

Making Shambhavi smile is the best feeling in the world.

by chefmicromanager December 2, 2021

absolute shambles

British slang meaning nonsense, hogwash, etc.

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.

by Light_Soul March 26, 2017

Shambodo

An imaginary friend/special name of indearment towards someone.

Boy:Oh you shambodo you.
Mom:Tommy who are you talkin to?
Boy:No one, cough-red rum,red rum-cough.

by Shambodo June 28, 2005

Shamboiling

The act of getting high through boiling shampoo and inhaling the poisonous gasses omitted. This, when inhaled for five or more minutes, can cause hallucinations as well as other sensations. It is also known as Bubbling and Shamming.

Bubbler1Yo, bro, you wanna go SHAMBOILING?
Bubbler2Fuck yeah, man. I love getting high from Shampoo.

by Lardics September 17, 2012

shamblwhamdooblee

Very large penis

I have a huge shamblwhamdooblee

by Hyperplay3r November 11, 2018

shambletown

A ficticious location. Plans can be made to go there, however most trips are taken without prior notice. Once you arrive, hilarious stories and pictures are some of the souvenirs you take with you when you leave.

Also associated with your life being in shambles.

"I can feel it, I am heading to shambletown tonight"

"Becky after that drink, you are going to be in shambletown."

"We're leaving Mandangos and heading straight to shambletown."

by Rap Star E August 20, 2007