shildog

A word given to a cigerette or Spliff that has been rolled terribly and looks like a shit rapped in paper. Normally this word is said in an Alabama accent.

ahh dude jacobs just rolled a total shildog!
SHILDOG!
SHILDOG!

by (MPK) July 5, 2010

Shildo

A "shit" frozen and then used as a dildo.

Jade: "I cant afford these really expensive dildo's!"
Molly: "Just use a shildo!"
Jade: "I dont have one, Could I borrow yours?"
Molly: "Yeah sure!"

by MTP-Warrior. September 30, 2015

Shildo

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

Sally was broke as fuck, so not having any vegetables she had to make a shildo.

by Marccastro January 5, 2020

Shild

When a man busts a fat load in your ass instead of in your dirty pussy and pregnancy is a possibility.

Frankie Feeley from Chelsea busted such a fat load in my ass, I think I may be pregnant with his shild!

by MrsFeeley January 7, 2021

Fo' Shillz

Cool way of saying "for sure"... even cooler than "fa sho" or "fa shizzle".

Yo, you tryna' come to Applebee's with us?"
-Fo' shillz."

or...

"Yo, did you fuck that bitch last night?"
-"Fo' shillz."

by Boner_Boy July 1, 2011

Shild

Is a southern black persons (slang) talk for calling a child a "Shild" Can be used in a genreal reference. Or you can give it as an official nickname.. like "The Shild"

Hey shild, will you do the dishes? (general reference)

by where have you been? March 29, 2008

Shildon

Shildon is a place that is filled with idiots who can't find their head out of the clouds. The majority of people in Shildon will drink until their guts are severely infected, take drugs 24/7, abuse others for no reason or if the worse comes for some people, all three combined. Maybe back in the early years of the 2000s, Shildon was a bit better but coming into the mid 2000s and onto the 2010s era, people have become egotistical and corrupt in Shildon. The majority of people also care about themselves only and nobody else because it is a hard job trying to think about anyone else's concern. Maybe 60, maybe 70% of the town is infested with chavs who act like they are clever but there are a few and I mean few decent people in the town but that is a very small number and if they are known about how nice they are, the majority of Shildon will think they are pathetic because those people who bring kindness to others are the only people who have balls in this town. If you ask me, moving to a place like Durham holds more value than staying in Shildon. Did that last year and I have never regretted it, I still come to Shildon to visit my nan every Saturday and I am not shocked to see how troubled this town is.

Funny quote from my best friend

"There are more crimes that are left unpunished in Shildon than episodes of Eastenders combined"

If you want to know which loser has committed a crime in Shildon, read the Town Crier

by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 28, 2013