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Shiitake Mushrooms 

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms
Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

Reverse Shiitake 

When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.
"I flipped her backside and went reverse shiitake on that ass"
Reverse Shiitake by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009

holy shiitake 

Holy cow, holy crap, holy guacamole, et cetera.

A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.

A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."
Holy shiitake, it's cold outside.
holy shiitake by K_Lizzle October 31, 2006

Shiitake 

a type of Japanese asian mushroom that sissies use as a benign way to say shit
Shiitake by ihategeometry October 15, 2003
a kind of black girl who isn't really like the other black girls, ya'mean?? there's something... almost elegant about her. always classy and smart. never sleazy. good bring-home-to-ma material, but a bit fussy.
dude, that Shikira is definitely way smarter than you. Out of your league, man.

Shiitake Mushrooms 

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.
shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!