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Shiitake Mushrooms 

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.
shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!
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shiitake mushrooms 

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"

Shitake Mushroom 

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around
Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom
Shitake Mushroom by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

shiitake mushrooms 

That's how shit goes.
Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. 

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.

Shitake Mushroom 

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.
Shitake Mushroom by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

shiitake mushrooms 

Just a hidden way of saying shit
*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms