shifty

Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.

Nina.... that be damn shifty

by Danm it! Damn it's damnability August 23, 2009

shifty

Word used to describe someone/something that's just...off. You can't put your finger on exactly what it is, but something about that person/thing is just disturbing/sketchy/suspicious/creepy/unsettling.

I don't think Janelle's innocent. I think she framed her roommate. She seems kinda shifty to me...

by *The Boss* November 26, 2009

Shifty

To observe something. Similar to "Having a butchers"

"Come and have a shifty at this girl's tits"

by Madame Chelly November 24, 2007

Shifty

An akward situation.

Look its Sam and his Ex

Oh thats Shifty

by You know it ghandi September 8, 2010

Shifty

Shopliftin Racoon from Happy Tree Friends(Partnered with Lifty)

N) Lifty and Shifty are from HTF n they always screw up tryin to steal stuff

by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

Shifty

A Bad Mother Fucker..

"i'm scared of shifty"

by Hobo's Scratch November 7, 2004

Shifty

a shady untrustworthy person. Usually identified by their sleazy demeanour, constantly shifting eyes, and uncontrollable sleaze

Tom Carmody was looking very shifty as he puffed on his durry

by Shifty Old Boy November 20, 2010