shit one

Produce or procure something.

What, no hall pass? You better shit one!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you

“You can literally shaft one”

by Shafter101 July 2, 2019

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022

Sift One

To "Sift One" means to shovel gravel

German equivalent: Sieben sie einz

"This girl is like shuffling gravel, cuz she too much to handle bruv, mans gotta sift one"

by B0JACK HORSEMAN December 30, 2023

cat shit one

Cat shit one is the best anime and manga ever created. Better than everything else.

Person1: Naruto solos mid piece
Person2: cat shit one solos. Other animes are mid.

by Verticaldinglenutquantum April 10, 2023

On a swift one

A phrase used by the almighty lord used to say something needs to be done fast

I need the toilet on a swift one

by Uxlotheking December 28, 2025

one shit wonder

While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.

"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"

by Mr Tasty May 29, 2009