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shiplap

homosexual anal sex desired due to prolonged lack of female presence aboard ships or submarine vessels.
man, we've been underwater so long I'm ready for some shiplap! stan
by csk123 July 24, 2018
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Shitlapse

When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.
Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."
by KidGoyard November 14, 2016
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shiblankadingo

1:Penis looking person that is really whacked out.

2:Orgin=KKK=Kool Krn Kids, started in shrinka many many lil fucks used tat word to discriminate niggers
1. that is one shiblankadingo looking kid

2. my friends are shiblankadingo

3. all the mean teachers are shiblankadingo

4. i am tired of shiblankadingo people

5. dogs are like shiblankadingo kids

6. Im tired like a shiblankadingo
by John Kim the panzee November 18, 2004
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shibla

when somebody has really bad breath i.e death breath

only to be used in extreme conditions
ewwww that girl over there has shibla she nearly made me puke!
by fletchit June 11, 2006
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shibla

Shit breath , when a person has very bad breath or used to decribe a foul off putting smell.
eg 1. " i couldn't kiss mark , he had shibla!"

eg 2. I need to brush my teeth or i will have shibla!

eg. Omg it smells like shibla!
by lucylulu_x June 11, 2006
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Shitlapped

You were so tired/pissed/hung over, that you shat yourself and it went on your lap
"Aww mate I was so Shitlapped last night"
by Klavdiya June 29, 2009
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shilapi

Any shlong-like biological fang smothered in a viscous solution like petroleum jelly or thick saliva that is at some point thrusted inside a hollow cavity preferably complimentary to that which is stroking it.

A tongue that is audible when it should not. A passive aggressive portrayal of one's masculinity.
My 300 lb boss never misses an opportunity to ensure his shilapi is heard, whether he's swallowing mid-sentence lecturing me, beating it in the office, or gulping down his coffee behind my back looking for typos on my TPS reports.
by logntime February 25, 2011
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