shext

verb.

The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.

I'm shexting you right now.

Shext me later.

Shext! You're it.

by RedRooster March 28, 2007

Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009

Shexting

Texting while taking a shit.

Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.

by DDFL June 8, 2011

Shexting

Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.

I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends

by titoliston October 24, 2011

Shexting

Texting while your in the bathroom.

I was updating my Facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. Shitting and texting+SHEXTING.

by WhiskeyWednesdayREPRESENT March 11, 2011

Shexted

Getting a text from someone who is in the bathroom. Or, texting someone while you are in the bathroom.

She shexted me that she will be here in a few.

by LAFwithyew November 3, 2011

Shexting

The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session.

Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in?
Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute.
Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago.
Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.

by theDAN78 November 5, 2009