Shetland 

A group of islands, basically shitter Faroe Isles.

I wanted tae head tae Faroe and they fuckin flew me tae Shetland. At least their name says hid all, utter shet. Nu'in but shet ponies and nothing tae dae but stare at this shet fancy-pansy Iron Age dome thing and feel sorrie fur the locals. Fuckers mist be bored noo.

Shetland by Bongosalad994106 June 27, 2022

Shetland Toss 

To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.

Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.

Shetland Toss by scf27 October 2, 2007

Shetland Pony 

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony

Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed

Shetland Pony by Davollin December 17, 2008

shetland sheepdog 

A breed of dog similar to collies, but smaller.

Shetland sheepdogs look like small collies.

shetland sheepdog by awmm April 5, 2015

shetland pony cock 

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

shetland pony cock by JLSK March 7, 2012

Shetland Shotgun 

Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.

Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!

Shetland Shotgun by Ian Beil March 25, 2008

Shetland Assist 

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

Shetland Assist by jizzwick April 19, 2011